Here are some funny chocolate jokes and sayings!

• One of life's greatest mysteries: you can eat a 2 lb. box of chocolate fudge...and gain 5 lbs!

• Four food groups: fruit, dairy, vegetables and chocolate!

• Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.  Forrest Gump

• Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
  Because no one wants to quit.

• If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

• A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Tell me that isn't efficient!